{"id":4393,"date":"2019-06-30T00:11:05","date_gmt":"2019-06-30T00:11:05","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2019-06-30T00:11:05","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T00:11:05","slug":"here-are-13-painful-yet-hilarious-things-every-girl-on-her-period-will-relate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onhee.com\/?p=4393","title":{"rendered":"Here Are 13 Painful Yet Hilarious Things Every Girl On Her Period Will Relate To"},"content":{"rendered":"

Crimson tide, Aunty Flo or any other name you might call it, the truth remains that periods are that necessary evil that girls don’t really like but also can’t avoid. That time of the month isn’t just about blood and the painful cramps but a whole hormonal roller coaster that can leave anybody super irritated. The mood swings, food cravings and the casual desire to kill the next person who messes with you makes periods a rather painful experience.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you’re a girl who is on her period, we’ve got you these 13 painful yet hilarious things you will relate to:<\/span><\/p>\n

1. You experience the whole range of human emotions in a single day. <\/span>Crying because the pizza you’re eating is beautiful or laughing about that joke you cracked back in school or getting stressed thinking about the way you behaved at a certain party you attended back when you were nineteen, you go through various moods throughout the day.<\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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2. When it’s that time of the month, you prepare all your dark coloured pants and push the white ones behind the cupboard.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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3. It’s only when you’re on your period that you’re alert right the moment you wake up because gotta check for stains.<\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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4. No matter how hard you try to avoid stains, you’ve already sacrificed some of your favourite pants and bed-sheets<\/span> to period stains.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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5. Sneezing is definitely going to feel like murder in your pants.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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6. Who the hell said that it’s a monthly cycle? There’s too many times your period shows up before or after time, leaving you stressed out.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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7. This means that there’s too many plans, especially dates, that you’ve had to cancel because your periods just showed up unannounced.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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8. Just when you thought you’re going to get on a healthy diet, your period shows up and you obviously over-order<\/span> all your comfort food which is basically a lot of junk.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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9. You know that the girl running around enthusiastically in television advertisements is all a myth.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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10. You’re so thankful for the female friends who lend you sanitary napkins and check for stains each time you get up.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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11. The two other things you’re thankful for: painkillers and hot water bags.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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12. Just when you thought it was all over and you can get rid of those spare sanitary pads, you realise<\/span> Aunt Flo has overstayed her welcome.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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13. Even though you absolutely hate your periods, you also feel relieved when they show up and would never want to miss them!<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

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Crimson tide, Aunty Flo or any other name you might call it, the truth remains that periods are that necessary evil that girls don’t really like but also can’t avoid. That time of the month isn’t just about blood and the painful cramps but a whole hormonal roller coaster that can leave anybody super irritated. … <\/p>\n

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